Talk:Team Eclipse/@comment-31399803-20170416175842

cypress standing in front of hoopa with a master ball and you sneak behind him.

possibility 1: slaps cypress in the cheek, tess runs up to him and has wailord use flatten, cypress dies, you pick up the master ball and throw it at hoopa.

possibility 2: before cypress throws master ball, you throw a quick ball... and he goes in, dab in front of cypress and twerk at him like crazy, send out hoopa, and say "USE HYPERSPACE FURY ON THAT ORANGE AND BLACK AIRSHIP!!!!!!!!!!" hoopa obeys, obliterating team eclipses only form of transportation, and cypress yells, "**** you [player], you get me stuck on roria, and you take away my hoopa, you will pay for this, then he gets on a dora the explorer tricicle, and pedals away at 2 mph, and you win the game, and tess is super proud of you, and you get married to tess, and jake is jealous. the end.