User blog:MegaGyarados/The Story of Cringe 2 (Ft Jwle, Finnalca, and more!)

Thanks to the positive response on the last one, the new one is here! And yes, Finnalca, your in it! Enjoy! Also, astricts (stars) were removed because they turned into PokeBalls.

(Our heroes are in their layer aka apartment, and they are doing important work, aka having a “who can carve wet soap into a Rayquaza the fastest” contest)

Queen and IFauxy, and Jwle are neck and neck!

Queen: I’m gonna win!

Faux: SO close...

Jwle: Yes, just this final bit and I am-

Finnalca: DONE!

Jwle: I will destroy you...

Me: Finnalca, as a reward, you get a bag of Poke-rittos! The best chips in Anthian! Made with real pokem- nevermind...

Finnalca: Yay!

Then, a robber bursts in!

Rob the Robber: hI i aM roBeBr plz g1v3 moniez or i pwn u

IFauxy: no

Queen: I barely even have 13,00000000000000000 dollars!

Jwle: I’m saving up for a cruise to the weird contry called “Canadia”. I praticed my accent: Eh, I like maple syrup, eh.

Rob: 0k d0nt w0rry ab0ut iT i just r0b n3xt r00m th3n.

All: Bye Rob!

Me: What a great guy.

Gyradoes: Hey guys I evented a new invetion! Radioactive, highly unstable bubble gum!

Jwle: Wow! What a great invention!

Faux and Finnalca in unison: I know, right!

Gyradoes: Lets throw it into the room Queen tells us never to go in!

Me, Finn, Jwle: Okay!

Queen: WAIT NO IT MIGHT-

BAM!

Queen: ...expose the endless pit of lava I accidently made that is fifteen seconds away from erupting...

All: RUN!

The lava starts overflowing, exposing Finns pit of evil Mews and Faux’s pit of Vampire-Geistons.

Me: WHY DO WE INVENT SO MAPUCH CRAZINESS!

All others: I DON’T HAVE A CLUE!

Outside the aprtments...

Finn: Phew, we lost them.

Gyradoes: it looks like they are heading towards the Power Core, which if is destroyed, the whole city will fall out of the sky and be destoyed!

Me: Nothing wrong with that!

Faux, Queen, Jwle, Finn: Yeah!

Writer Version Of Me (WVOM): Uh, guys, if those Vampire-Geistons/Evil Mews get to the power core, they might destroy it!

Gyradoes: So?

WVOM: This city will fall outta the sky!

Queen: So?

WVOM: YOU’LL FALL OUT OF THE SKY TOO!

Faux: So?

WVOM: YOU’LL DIE!! ALL OF YOU!!

Finn and me: So?

WVOM: ARE YOU-

Jwle: Guys he has a point!

Others: What do you mean?

Jwle: If we die-

Others: Go on...

Jwle: We won’t-

Others: Keep going...

Jwle: STOP INTERUPTING!

Others: Sor-ry! Not our fault!

Jwle: .-. Anyway if we die, we won’t be able to drink anymore milk!

All: NOOOOOO!

WVOM: I’m done... (leaves)

Me: Gyradoes! INVENT!

Gyradoes: How about a giant invisible ray of energy that can support the structure above it, and support the city when the power core is destroyed!

Queen: Anything quicker?

Gyradoes: A long metal pole?

Faux: That’ll do! While you make that, lets go to the PokeCenter for no reason in particular!

Finn: Okay!

At the PokeCenter...

Nurse Derp: hi w3lc0m3 2 chillis i h3lp u

Me: Uh... hi. So, can-

Nurse Derp: p1ck fr0m menu plz

Jwle: What men-

Nurse Derp: rAw mAGIkaRP c0m1ng uP (goes to storage room of PokeCenter)

Faux: So when-

Gyradoes: good news! I saved us!

Queen: Yay!

Gyradoes: Well, specifically US.

Finn: Don’t tell me you gave this PokeCenter wings...

Jwle: