Talk:Professor Cypress/@comment-28177062-20170322202739/@comment-26173697-20170529034807

seven more ways to kill cypress

1.meh swampert

2.bast him off his own AirShip mid-flight

3.make hoopa teleport him to another dimension

4.make groudon angry at him for waking him up on a monday

5.make him call kyogre a stinkin fish

6.flatten him with wailord

7.tie him to a chair and make him listen to justin bieber