User blog:Komasanohmyswirls/Ruby's Journey to Alola! Episode 2

I know this is very weird... I don't like this too...

Ruby picks popplio

Ruby: I choose you!

Popplio: Honk honk

Ruby: thank you Sun!!!

Prof. Kukui: Sun? WTH? My name is professor Kukui!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Ruby ignores*

Ruby hugs popplio tightly

Popplio cannot breathe!!!!(not murdering)

Popplio:HONK HONK HONK!!!

Ruby: sorry.

Ruby walks to route one

Ruby puts popplio down

Popplio is happy

*grass shake*

A wild crabrawler appeared!

Ruby:look a crab! I wanna eat!!!

Popplio:-_-

*crabrawler shudders*

The wild crabrawler fled!

*more grass shake*

A wild Professor Kukui appeared!!!!

Ruby:what?

Prof Kukui: sorry to spoil your fun I want to teach you how to catch a Pokémon!!!!

Ruby: yea like the crab that I wanna eat?

Prof Kukui: (facepalms) Pokémon cannot be eaten!!!

Ruby: but do u have a secret candy stash?

Prof Kukui: no I don't but I have secret cookie stash. I wanna give you something.

Ruby received poke balls and pokedex!

Prof Kukui: I will teach you how to catch a Pokémon!!!

*grass shake*

A wild Grubbin appeared!!!

Prof Kukui sent out rockruff!!!

Ruby: Awwww I want it!!!

Rockruff use tackle on grubbin!!!!

A critical hit!!!!!

Grubbin feels weak!!!

Prof Kukui throw poke ball on Grubbin!!!

Grubbin magically shrunk and suck in the poke ball!!!!!

Prof Kukui:this is how u catch Pokémon!!!!!here, Take the rockruff.

Ruby: omg hank you!!!!!

Ruby walk away

A mysterious man appeared!!!

Mysterious man: hey I wanna give u a Pokémon want it?

Should ruby accept it?

Take the free Pokémon? Yea of course Nononononononononononono