User blog:MegaGyarados/The Story of cringe (Ft. Gyradoes, IFauxy & more!)

Hey guys! This is part of the new random story trend. Sorry if it isn’t that good. Btw I will be doing more if this one does good. So here come da cringe!

Gyradoes: *walks into apartment with IFauxy, MegaGyarados, Queen, and and Jwle in it) GUYS!!!

Mega: Sh, I’m trying to watch the local popsicle stick eating comp!

Queen: ...you mean POPSICLE, not popsicle stick, right?

Jwle: No! And shhh, its on!

Gyradoes: but I have the next great invention!

Queen: Is it another Mewt-

IFauxy: *grabs knife*

Queen: *stays quiet*

Gyradoes: Look! I invented a PokeBomb!

Faux: NO WAIT DON-

BAAAAAAAANG

IFauxy, Queen, Jwle, Mega: WHY WOULD YOU THROW THAT OUT THE WINDOW?

Gyradoes: Relax, its not like its gonna destroy the foundation of this, causing the whole thing too-


 * Building falls over*

All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

CRASH!


 * MewTwo comes in*

MewTwo: QUEEN! MY LO-


 * Everyone grabs a piece of the building and starts throwing rubble at MewTwo except Queen*

MewTwo: WAIT NO I JUST WANNA TELL YOU THAT I BLEW UP MOUNT EVEREST OKAY.

Jwle: wut.

MewTwo: Yeah! I blew it up! And some folk went flying! They loved it! They didn’t even mind their deaths! Oh look! Here’s one now!


 * random dude flies past us*

Dude: AHHHHHHHHHHH! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!

MewTwo: see! They love it!

Me: okay, back to the matter at hand!

Dude: I’M DYING! COULD I GET SO-

IFauxy: Shut it. You barely broke any bones.

Dude: I BROKE ALL OF THEM!

Jwle: Wow. Only every bone? I broke my pillow once! Imagine sleeping with your head on a MATRESS!

Queen: Yeah! Broke Every bone? I once broke an ENTIRE FLOWER ONCE!

MewTwo: Get outta here!

All: *drop kicks him off Anthian city*

Gyradoes: Hey! Wanna see my new in-

Jwle: *throws Steel/Rock Wooper at Gyradoes’s forehead, knocking him unconscious. Well, that takes care of that.

Me: You guys take ‘em to the Pokecenter while I plan the sequel!



Nurse Derp: W3lc0m3 2 da P0k3m0nz zucchini H3lp u may i

IFauxy: Hi. We knocked a man unconcious.

Queen: it was MegaGyarados’s fault.

Writer Version Of Me: HEY!

Nurse Derp: 👍 g0LD StAR fEr u

All: Thanks!

Queen: But can you help?

Nurse Derp: h3R3 *pours ketchup on Gyradoes*

Jwle: Hey! Don’t hurt our friend!


 * I walk in at this EXACT moment, ketchup on Gyradoes looking like blood*

Me: *screams VERY loudly and runs*

Nurse Derp: l0lz


 * Gyradoes regains conciousness*

All: (including Nurse Derp) HAHAHAHA!

THE END. *inspired by AngelicCookie’s “The Random Story!” Series.