Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-32069757-20170813003725/@comment-31343441-20170826033637

Granted, it buries you and swamps your entire house. You open the windows and doors to get fresh air and it all blows away into the street, where some very dedicated PokeGo'ers were trying to catch a rare Pokemon but found your money instead. Long story short, you lost it.

I wish for, let's see, a Schrodinger's Cat. It can never truly die :")