Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-32069757-20170524213732/@comment-31267872-20170601224416

(I think of  The Magikarp Song .)

Granted, but it permanently clings to an Everstone and never evolves. Also, it only knows Splash, despite the fact it should've already learned Tackle and Flail. Also, you are unable to release it or trade it, and it must always be in your team. It's not shiny, either. If everything I listed is what you wanted, then, er...

I wish for all my Pokémon to be max level and knowing the moves I want them to know.