User blog:MegaGyarados/The Story of Randomness - Episode 5: The Great Geiston War Part One (Ft. Dr Squidling!)

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''After defeating the Evil Mew, Jwle, Faux, Gyradoes and John (me) were on the news as heroes! ''

News Reporter (Sarah): Hello there, Anthian! I’m Sarah Hatoff, and I’m here with four heroes, Jwle, John, Faux and Gyradoes, who saved us from an Evil Mew! Did you guys sustain any injuries from that battle?

Jwle: I was thrown against a wall, Faux was crushed by my Garchomp, Gyradoes was pushed over, but thats it, and John was re-traumatized by the Sandwhich Crisis of 2017. So I’d say all good.

Faux: yeah lol

John: I hear that all the Evil Mews were captured, but one escaped. If this is true, that could be the Evil Mew we fought!

Sarah: Yes, that is in fact true. However, there were other very evil creatures spotted, wrecking Aredia Palace. Somebody said they were a mix of an Eevee and a ghost. Ha! Like that would exist.

Gyradoes: I may know-

Sarah: And thats all the time we have! Back to you, whatever the dude who is back at studio’s name is!

Back at the apartments...

Gyradoes: Faux... were those creatures... the... Geistons you created?

Faux: I think so...

John: Well, we should speak to the person who thought it was a Eevee/Ghost mix.

Jwle: I’m already on that. Look at this news article on my I found on the Internet!

Anthian Science

Today one of our scientists, Doctor Squidling, or “Squid”, as        he is refered to by friends, found out about a Eevee/Ghost mix. However, not many believed what he thought was true, even the ones who witnessed the event thought is was just a mistaken identity of another Pokémon. As said, the other theories...

John: We need to get in contact with Doctor Squidling!

Faux: Look! At the bottom, they left some ways to contact the news company!

Jwle: Phone Number, Zip Code, Address, and a couple other stuff.

Gyradoes: Looks like there address is “17 Front Street, Anthian City Housing District”

John: Lets go! Jwle, grab your phone and open up Waze. Ask for directions to 17 Front Street!

At the building...

Receptionist: Hello there! Welcome to the official headquarters for Anthian Science, Anthian’s number one resource for your weekly scoop on science! How may I help you?

Faux: Hi! We need to see Doctor Squidling!

Receptionist: No can do. He’s working right now.

John: But this is important!

Receptionist: Please, little kids-

Jwle: We are NOT little kids! We are average size pre-teens!

Receptionist: I’m gonna try and be nice with you here...

Receptionist: SECURITY! GET THESE STUPID LITTLE BRATS, OUTTA HERE!

Eventually...

Faux: Kicked out??

John: Thats her definition of nice? THAT WAS MORE LIKE A JERK WITH AGGRESSIVE PROBLEMS WHO HATES KIDS.

Gyradoes: Were getting in that building, one way, or another! I’ll do a perimeter scan, you guys do something else!

Jwle: Okay!

An hour later...

Gyradoes: So, as we saw while in the building, any door leading outside the lobby into any other room is locked.

Gyradoes: Luckily, I found a way to get in without damaging the building. There is an open window leading to the hallway which branches off into most of the scientist’s offices.

John: So, your saying Doctor Squidling’s office is probably in that hallway?

Gyradoes: Yes! And if were thinking about using our Pokemon in some way, they have sensors for unauthorized Pokemon; any Pokemon they didn’t add to their system as “authorized”.

Jwle: Well, we just can’t bring the Pokemon inside?

Gyradoes: Yup!

Faux: So a Pokemon could lift us up to the window... John’s Snorlax!

Jwle, John, Gyradoes: Yeah!

''Their plan to get through the window was successful. John waved goodbye to his Snorlax as it went back to the apartment. ''

Gyradoes: Now, we just can’t get spot-

???: What are you kids doing here?!

John: RECEPTIONIST LADY GIRL PERSON!!

Receptionist: I told you; you cannot see Doctor Squidling right now! So you decide to-

???: What? These kids wanted to see me?

Receptionist: Doctor Squidling! Aren’t you working??

Dr. Squidling: A man’s gotta pee, y’know? I went to the washroom. I was coming back and I heard someone wanted to meet me. So I came over here to see what this commotion was.

Receptionist: But they can’t see you right now, because your heading right back to work, so I’ll-

Dr. Squidling: I can take a little time off for some curious minds. Youngsters, follow me to my office!

To be continued!

Hey, MegaGyarados here! In the next episode, our heroes will figure out whats causing the Geistons to become evil, and then... the epic war begins! They fight against the... well, I shouldn’t spoil it... see ya next time on... The Story of Randomness!