User blog:IFauxy/weird story trend part 8: TORTURE SONG

Pokegeek: hhhh what now

iFauxy: Idk

SunsetKitten: .-. be bored for eternity... forever... and ever... and then ever.... yeah you guys probably get the right idea, right? Probably not, though.

Queenturd: I know a good song!

Komasan: PLEEAAASSSEEE don't make this be boring

Queenturd: BABY BABY BABY OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

iFauxy: NOOO ITS THE SONG OF TORTURE

Komasan: SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

Sunset: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ParinWaris: NO, I CAN'T. TAKE. IT *Grabs a revolver and shoots self, and gets sent to the screen*

PokeGeek: There goes parin

Queenturd: AND I'M LIKE BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

iFauxy: SHUT UP

Sunset: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ParinWaris: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Komasan: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Gyradoes: *Lights the place on fire from the screen* GOOD LUCK ON YOUr JourNEY YOU ALL AND MAKE THIS PeRFECTo Or ElSe YOur COMING WITH US


 * Place blows up*

Sunset: What's the next quest? Also, are there still 6 of us left?

Pokegeek: YEP

Screen2001: Next game is to win the chicken contest. The last one to finish will be eliminated. Are you guys ready for the challenge? Or just die in a pit of fire?

Charles: Mmmmm fried chicken

Sunset: Ready

Komasan: I wanted icecream...

Screen2001: Too bad, it's fried chicken, deal with it, if all you care about is Icecream then go die in a pit of fire with some icey icecream. So ready or not?

Komasan: *gulp* Y-yes...

Screen2001: Then begin!

Sunset: Wait a minute, where's the fried chicken?

Pokegeek: IM HUNGRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Komasan: *literally crying*

Sarulu: *Puts on a bib* So..... patience, right?

Screen2001: You idiots, you guys need to hunt for the fried chicken. You guys will be in seperate maps. Each map is different with different environments. So here's the board: Pokegeek: Since mine is a legendary environment, it's the best one..... right?

Screen2001: Haha, let's say, it's the worst


 * Pokegeek gets summoned nearf a group of legendaries trying to attack*

Pokegeek: CRAP

Komasan: ICECREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Screen2001: I scream, you scream, everybody scream


 * Komasan gets teleported into a icecream world*

Komasan: ICECREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Starts eating the icecream instead of hunting for the fried chicken*

Charles: I like that ;D


 * Charles gets teleported to a magikarp ocean filled with baby magikarps*

Charles: AWWWWWWWWWWW

Sarulu: Woo!


 * Sarulu gets teleported in a planet of.... doom fairies*

Sarulu: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT! AREN'T FAIRIES SUPPOSED TO BE NICE AND ALL?

Screen2001: I didn't say it is a pixie fairy

Sarulu: NOOOOOOO

Epik: I like ghosts


 * Epik gets teleported to a realm of a haunted manor*

Epik: Haha, not creepy at alllllllll................


 * Flying stuff tries to hit Epik*

SunsetKitten: Well, my favorite pokemon is a fire type, so nothing bad at all, right?


 * Sunset gets teleported to a pit of fire*

Sunset: CRAP. The fried chicken is gonna be burnt D:

Screen2001: No way anyone will live in the environment I have given them >:D

​Meanwhile...

​Skitty: ugh... where am I

Cheesus: You are becoming jesus now

Skitty: y

Cheesus: u r the chosen one

Skitty: oh

Cheesus: I have a mission for u

Skitty: what

Cheesus: a snowy white cat thing that's obsessed with icecream is going to die because of her eating icecream instead of finding fried chicken. go save her

Skitty: y the heck would I save komasan

Cheesus: NOW

Skitty: fine fine

To be continued...