User blog:MegaGyarados/The Story of Cringe 3 (with some Special Guests!)

So, I can’t make everyone a permanent character, but I will try and make everyone I can a Special Guest. Todays Special Guest is... DaDogeOverLord! Enjoy! Oh, and check at the Story of Cringe 1 here [] And The Story of Cringe 2 here! 

Our heroes are spying on Nurse Derp, to see what he does on a daily basis.

Nurse Derp: h3Y EvEry1 iT 1s uR FrEnd DERpN00dles W3lc0m3 2 AnOther Vid30 w3Ll thAt 1s AllL fer ToDAy BY

Me: Does he really make a living off that?

Gyradoes: Well, if Jojo Siwa can get to two million subs, anyone can.

Finn: OHHHHHHHH!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Queen: Hey guys! Faux is here!

Faux: Hey guys! I found a stray doggy-woggy!

DaDogeLord: ._. I am not a dog...

Faux: Silly walking, talking, human like dog!

Doge: STOP CALLING ME THAT

Queen: What did the mayor say?

Jwle: Yeah! Are we permanently banned from Anthian?

Faux: He understood that the murder of thousands and the destruction of Roria’s capital because of OUR creations which were OUR responsibilities was not our fault.

Gyradoes: Yay! He understood it was an accident!

Doge: You murdered thousands! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Finn: Whats wrong with killing innocents, huh?

Me: Yeah! Why are you gasping?!

Writer Version Of Me (WVOM): Really? This again?

Doge: All I am saying is...

Jwle, Queen: Yes...?

Doge: A group of murderers...

Would be a GREAT family to adopt a non-dog!

All: YAY!

WVOM: What’d I expect...

Jwle: Lets head back to our “lair”!

Me, Gyradoes, Faux: Okay!!

At the apartment...

News Lady on TV: This is New S. Laddy, reporting live. The Vampire Geistons have been caught, but the Evil Mews are still causing total destruction of everything they can find until the world is destroyed!

Gyradoes: Fine by me.

Faux: Yeah!

Queen: Whats wrong with the world being destroyed!

Doge: Even a non dog like me would know to agree with something as smart as what you guys just said!

Me: Silly dog! You don’t put “non” in front of dog, of you are one!

Doge: (Tackles me).

Me: BAD DO- MMMMPHH! MMMPHH! (Chokes, passes out).

Finn: Good dog! Nice “stuff a solid gold marble down your opponent’s throat” maneuver!

Faux: Guess were going to the PokeCenter!

At the PokeCenter...

Nurse Derp: aS u cAN SEe WE R PlAyin6 KaRat3 MasT3R ThR33

Nurse Derp: t3H p01Nt of Gam3 iS 2 Dr1nk Bl3acH

Gyradoes: Hi. Our D- NON dog choked someone nearly to death.

Faux: It was HIS fault! Who lets someone stuff a solid gold marble down there throat.

Nurse Derp: i aM r3c0rding vId go AwAy plz

Finn: Okay!

Jwle: Who cares if he dies!

Queen: Yeah!

I’m gonna end it there for now. Zombie Jockey of MCPE will be featured in The Story of Cringe 3.5! Hope you enjoyed! GOOOOOD BYE!