Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-32069757-20170614002045/@comment-32532149-20170802012250

NOOOOOOOO!! CURSE YOU PROFESSOR TREE-PRESS!!!!

Granted, but the Magikarp would then splash in everything possible and in the future, on your wedding day, IT'S STILL ALIVE AND SPLASHED ALL AROUND YOUR WEDDING CAKE AND ALL THE FOOD.

I want a guitar.