User blog:Jirachilover365/RANDOM STORY OF RANDOMNESS EP5

This episode is gonna be crazy! I know it! WOOP WOOP

Narrator: Last time you saw our heroes, they found YoutubeGirl in a huge crater that was exploded. With Jirachi's Jirachi, she was healed and they headed to a nearby evacuated village. Now, iFauxy is asking Jirachi to battle. Who will win? I bet no one but lets see...

iFauxy: Alright, Go Litwick!

Jirachi: Since when did you get a litwick?

iFauxy: I have my ways...

Jirachi:Did you buy it from Ebay?

iFauxy: ..................Maybe

Jirachi:Alright then! Go Popplio!

iFauxy: Oh s***. Welp litwick use Ember!

But nothing happened!

iFauxy: Wut

Jirachi: Popplio use attract!

iFauxy: Ha, you cant do that! Litwick is gay!

Jirachi: ......................................................................................Ok then, Popplio use bubble!

Litwick fainted!

iFauxy: Litwick, no! Ok then, go rowlet!

Jirachi: This feels like brains vs braun right now...

iFauxy: Rowlet, use  confuse ray!

Popplio avoided the attack!

Jirachi: Ok, Popplio use Disarming voice!

Rowlet is at Half HP!

iFauxy: Rowlet use leafage!

Popplio is at half HP

Jirachi; This is gonna be dramatic!

iFauxy: What is?

Jirachi: IF YOU IM GOING DOWN YOU ARE GOING DOWN TOO! POPPLIO USE SELF DESTRUCT!

Both pokemon died.

iFauxy: Look what you caused... Go Tapu Koko!

YoutubeGirl: WHAT WHERE, WAIT DID YOU CATCH HIM?!

Jirachi: Go back to sleep, YoutubeGirl.

YoutubeGirl: Ugh, fine

Jirachi: Ok, go jirachi! Use Doom Desire!

iFauxy: Oh gosh.. um, use toxic spikes!

Toxic spikes were scattered around the field.

Jirachi: You know he levitates right? Plus i have no other pokemon?

iFauxy: Oh right... Well i have 2 turns to try and kill you before i die.

Jirachi: Hehe,

iFauxy: Tapu koko use Thunder!

Jirachi: Jirachi, use protect!

Jirachi protected himself.

iFauxy: NO, YOU WOULD NOT.

Jirachi: Yes i would. Now jirachi use protect!

iFauxy: USE ELECTRO BALL!

Jirachi protected himself! Tapu koko died! Jirachi wins!

Jirachi: Well GG

iFauxy: GG, now lets go inside and rest.

That was a weird episode, hope you enjoyed