User blog:The Blookster V2/Adventures in Bryk Brownze Part 1: The beginning of the end

Once upon a time back in 2016 some guy named the Blookster found a game on roblox and decided to play it

This game was called Pokeyman Byrk Brownze and he really liked it so he went to go get a wiki account and write down his adventures

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​So I wake up in the morning feeling like P diddy I'm gonna hit the city but then some dude named Jeakee breaks into my home to tell me about Pokeys and stuff

So I go to some random scientists house and he's probably a pedo but idc I just wanna get my Pokeys

I found a Fox with big ears and I liked it and I bought it

So I went into Route 1k Subs but then I find a Pidgeon

I kill the Pidgeon

I win

And I trundle along through Route 1k Subs until I get stopped by Jeakee to alert me that my parents got kidnapped and my computer got a virus

And now i gotta go aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllll da way back to the end of Route 1k Subs just so I can go to a town and get molested by some weird girl with red hair

She grabbed my neck and ripped off my head because she wanted a weird necklace my mom gave me bc she said I was cool

So I regrew my head and chased after her

I killed her pokeys

I win

She leaves as my head falls off from the tramua I experienced from earlier with the kidnapping of my dad and mom by some weird guys named Team Echips

I put it back on as I go to Route 2k Subs where I can't even catch anything because I don't have Rock Climb yet

So I go into Route 3k Subs and find some electric stuff

I found a gym

I beat up the Bouncers

I electric boogaloo my way through the dancefloor as I try to get to the gym leader

I find him and I find out his name is Chad. The name of my jerk cousin who always put me in the washing machine when I was 4

I kill his pokeys

and he throws me in the washing machine again

After that I leave so I can go to Route 4k subs

But ruh roh raggy there's a tiny bush in my way

I found a weird pedo with Sawsbuck antlers and he gives me cut

I teach it to my Nidoran I forgot to mention back when I was talking about the weird Pedo Lady

And I move on to Route 5k subs that I won't get to until next part

Will Blookster ever get to Route 5k subs? Will he stop getting stopped by Pedos? Will he beat up Team Echips? Will he ever get a life? Find out next episode on Dragon Ba- I mean Bryk Brownze