User blog:MegaGyarados/The Story of Cringe is Back! (Episode 4)

I’m bringing this series back because I can. I’m gonna start off with some characters gone, if thats fine. Anyway, lets roll! To catch up, you might wanna read the others, here: http://brickbronze.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:MegaGyarados/The_Story_of_Cringe_Collection!_Find_links_to_every_Story_of_Cringe_here!_

''The story begins with our... “heroes”, the people who destroyed Anthian City in our last story (all except for the Poke Center, which was saved by A giant metal pole that was built below it... long story) Gyradoes, Jwle, Faux, and me, John. Anthian City had to be repaired thanks to them, AGAIN. Anyway, they are in there apartment.''

Gyradoes: HOW HAVE WE NOT BEEN KICKED OUT OF ANTHIAN YET??

John (me): Because the plot demands it, thats why!!

Faux Bursts in!

Faux: GUYS GUYS GUYS I HAVE HUGE IMPORTANT NEWS! SEE, THERE WAS A REPORT OF RATS NEAR ANTHIAN GROCERIES, THE GROCERY STORE WE SHOP AT, AND THE HEALTH AND SAFETY CREW TOLD US NOT TO EAT THE

Jwle: WHAT?? Not eat the what? YOUR TEXT BOX RAN OUT OF SPACE!

Faux: DON’T EAT THE... uh i forgot lol

John: WHAT?! SO WE COULD BE EATING POISON FOR ALL WE KNOW?

Faux: yeah lol

We all stare at Faux...

Gyradoes: Whatever, lets visit Nurse Derp.

Jwle: Oh yeah! That character! Lets go!

At the Poke Center...

Nurse Derp: h3y guys WElC0mE 2 d3rp vlOgZ meh n3W Yout00b channEL

Faux: I thought we were going to the Poke Center, not stalking him through the window as he creates a spin off of his somehow-successfull gaming channel that we found out about in a different episode.

Gyradoes: WE WENT OVER THIS IN THE STORY GAME, STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!

Jwle: What does that even mean?

John: Doesn’t matter. Just keep the story moving.

Nurse Derp: h3r3 iS a H3ALing sTAtion ThiNGy

John: Lets just head in.

John and the others walk in

Nurse Derp: JuSt iN tIme hErE arE mY frIeNDs. gIrL WhO liKeS gh0sts, GuY WhO I poUred KetChUp on, GuY who GOt scAred WhEn I pOurEd KetChup oN tHat DuDe and BOy whO lIkes WAteR CrEAtuRes WITh AnTlErs (YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO WRITE THAT)

Gyradoes: Okay, so-

KA-BAM!

Jwle: IS THAT ONE OF THE EVIL MEWS WE CREATED IN EPISODE 3.5 THAT JUST BURSTED INTO THE POKE CENTER??

Gyradoes: STOP. BREAKING. THE. FOURTH-

The Mew knocked Gyradoes down, making him somehow faint!!

Faux: lol

John: Help him, you-

Mew: i can talk lol

John: What? Oooookay... so-

Mew: Remember when someone ate your sandwhich?

John was paralyzed from remembering the trauma he got when a character that isn’t in the story anymore ate his sandwhich!

Mew: Its down to Faux, and Jwle...

Jwle: Oh, no ya don’t! Go Garchomp!

Okay, just a little note from the author, Jwle actually has a Garchomp on his team. Anyway, resume!

''How will our heroes defeat this Evil Mew? Find out next time on... Total... Drama... Island! The Story of Cringe Episode 4.5!''