Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-32069757-20170524213732/@comment-31267872-20170603205632

Granted, but it sleeps all day, does nothing else (other than things it also does because it sleeps), and is immortal and invulnerable, and it also stays in the same spot, so you can't get rid of it!

I wish for a friendly obedient nice loyal non-shedding beautiful female tortoiseshell-and-white cat that does not get twisted in any imperfect way by a Wikia user or anyone.

By twisted, I don't mean like "twisted a bone", I mean like, "demented".