User blog:SunsetKitten/Reclipse, part NO MORE CHRISTMAS (OR RECLIPSE)

Reclipse is here! Oh no...

(Chrome crashed when I was about to click "Publish" and I had to write this WHOLE FLIPPING THING AGAIN. Due to this, I'm currently in a state of T R U E S A L T and will not tolerate bad reviews.)

iFauxy: So let's continue with the story

Sunset: No more Christmas... I can finally breathe again

D0ge: swats tree on head I CAN'T!!

Jwle: Does this mean we're not gonna have the old friends come here?

?????: They're coming don't worry. Hopefully one of them will GUESS MY NAME

Sunset: Who would want to

?????: You, if I gave you a Cosmog in Randomizer once trading is added

Sunset: I WILL GUESS

Mega: So what's happening now

Angelic: We're waiting for new characters to arrive

Sunset: ARE YOU... POKEGEEK??

?????: YES

Tigerlord: What on earth is happening here?

Jwle: Hey you're new

Tigerlord: I guess I am.

ShadowPikachu: Team Ecloudy is back...

iFauxy: Wut

ShadowPikachu: We said we'd be back once we had gotten stronger, and we have...

iFauxy: o h a i d e r e i r e m e m b e r y o u

Pokefreak: We've got the strongest Pokemon...

Pokegeek: Are you me?

Pokefreak: I don't think so

Logopedia: We're going to take over Roria...

Gyradoes: Hang on, HOW strong exactly?

Pokefreak: 6x31, good-natured, max-happiness, fully-EV-trained, max-level Pokemon

Gyradoes: WOW THAT'S STRONG

Youtubegirl: I'm back from the dead...

Jwle: So you are

Pokegeek: THAT'S SO COOL! >w< I wanna join!

ShadowPikachu: How strong are your Pokemon?

Pokegeek: 5x31 but they're missing IVs in the attack they don't use

ShadowPikachu: Sure

iFauxy: Wait why are you gonna take over Roria i thought that team ecloudy was good

Tigerlord: Careful there, Faux. I'll demote you from the Grammar Police if you don't use proper grammar at all times.

iFauxy: Alright, fine!

Komasahn: What's with the new people.. anyone?

Angelic: I'll never join

Sunset: Me neither

D0ge: Anyways, if you're interested in joining a team NOT bent on mass murder and world destruction-

Pokefreak: Hey!

D0ge: Join my team!

Gyradoes: What is it called?

Mega: I think we already know...

D0ge: TEAM ETERNAL!!

Sunset: Sounds good to me

Angelic: Me too

Jwle: I'll stay on the sidelines, not participating in either team's shenanigans.

ShadowPikachu: Join Team Ecloudy! It's really strong!

Tigerlord: However strong it may be, Team Ecloudy is nothing compared to the full might of the Grammar Police.

Logopedia: Jwle! Tigerlord! We'll give you all the Arcanines and Woopers you could ever dream of!

Jwle: TEAM ECLOUDY FOREVER! TEAM ETERNAL NEVER!

Tigerlord: I suppose so, if this is what it comes down to.

Sunset: DANGLING MODIFIER

Tigerlord: "It" is not a dangling modifier. The phrase "if this is what it comes down to" means that "it" refers to the current situation.

Sunset: Sure fine whatever

Gyradoes: I bet that Team Ecloudy won't give me a Gyradoes from Bob's Magik Pond

Youtubegirl: Sadly we're outta Pond Passes

D0ge: TEAM ETERNAL ISN'T

Gyradoes: Well I suppose I'll join Eternal then

Sunset: So here are the teams Mega: I'll join Team Ecloudy

D0ge: Wut why

Mega: Team Ecloudy seems stronger

Komasahn: Me too

D0ge: !!!

iFauxy: I'm torn between joining the team I created which is now evil, or joining the team I didn't create but it's good

Sunset: Faux if you join Eternal I'll hack Lando's account and make him add toilets to PBB

iFauxy: SOLD to the team with the mlg t r u e s a l t doggo as a leader

Logopedia: I don't care... we're still the more powerful team

Gyradoes: Having more members doesn't make you more powerful

Pokegeek: Technically it does

Angelic: Well, you don't have a Shados, a Geisteon, or a Dirigiblim!

iFauxy: It's Driflord actually

Pokefreak: We don't need them... we'll take them from you just for the 'Dex after we win...

Logopedia: And then we'll take you to our base of operations so you don't get in the way of our plans...

Sunset: Has anyone noticed that this team's logic is worse than mine?

Everyone: YES.

Tigerlord: Prepare for the ultimate battle!

Jwle: Aw yiss!

Youtubegirl: LET'S DO THIS

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So, was this good payment for the long wait?

Rating for this Reclipse? ★★★★★ ★★★★ ★★★ ★★ ★

And comment below if you'd like to see more of this, or if you would like to be added!