User blog:MegaGyarados/The Story of Randomness 4.5! (NEW NAME)

Read this before continuing: http://brickbronze.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:MegaGyarados/Just_a_Note_About_my_Stories..._

I’m not going to do a “previously on this story” or anything, so just read the other stories to catch up! http://brickbronze.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:MegaGyarados/The_Story_of_Cringe_Collection!_Find_links_to_every_Story_of_Cringe_here!_

Evil Mew: Mwahahaha! I just need to take out Jwle, and Faux!

Jwle: Oh, no ya don’t! Go, Garchomp!

Garchomp comes out of the Pokéball, and roars!

Evil Mew: Bring it on, Garchomp!

Garchomp: Gar-CHOMP!! (Take THIS!)

''Garchomp clawed at the Evil Mew! But wait... it avoided! Garchomp got its claw stuck in the wall!''

Jwle and Faux: NOOO!

Garchomp: Gar! (C’mon!)

''The Evil Mew struck Garchomp! He was pushed into Faux, who was knocked unconscious by the impact!''

Jwle: Faux and Garchomp! I can’t believe he knocked them BOTH out with one strike!

Evil Mew: C’mon, Jwle! Got anything else?

Jwle mumbled to himself: How can I defeat him..? MY STEEL/GROUND WOOPER FROM EPISODE ONE!

Narrator: Stop breaking the fourth wall!

Jwle: But its fun!

Narrator: Just... whatever.

Jwle: TAKE THIS!

Jwle throws the the Steel/Ground Wooper at the Evil Mew!

Jwle: Yes! It hit the Mew!

Evil Mew: grrrrr... PSYCHIC!!

Jwle: AHHHH!

''The Mew used its Psychic powers to send Jwle flying into a wall! But he’s still in this fight!''

Evil Mew: Thats it, time to... hey, wasn’t there four of you? I only see two unconscious people, and Jwle... that only... three?

Evil Mew: Did one of you... escape? ‘Cause the doors open...

???: Yes, I did escape.

Jwle: Gyradoes!

Gyradoes: You only pushed me. Did you REALLY think I ACTUALLY fainted? I tricked ya! While you were distracted with Garchomp, I flew on my Charizard, who was damaged and could barely fight, but was just able to fly. We made it to the Golden Pokéball and picked up one of my most destructive invention.

Gyradoes withdrew his injured Charizard (he didn’t want the Evil Mew to hurt it) and took out something else...

Evil Mew: A Pokéball?! HA!

Gyradoes: Oh, this isn’t a Pokéball...

Jwle: POKÉ BOMB!

Evil Mew: Wait, wha-

KABOOM

The Evil Mew went flying through the wall of the Poké Center and off the edge of the Battle District.

Jwle: Wait, Faux and John! Are they okay?

Gyradoes: Yeah, it looks like the explosion didn’t get them!

Jwle: Hey, Gyradoes, I’m gonna grab something from the apartments. Can I borrow your Charizard?

Gyradoes: Sure.

Jwle flew to the apartments and grabbed a sandwhich before he came back.

Gyradoes: A sandwhich? Why?

Jwle: Hey, John, I got another sandwhich for you!

John: WOAH! I was paralyzed in trauma after the Evil Mew reminded of someone eating my sand-

John: I won’t finish that sentence or else I’ll be paralyzed again...

Jwle: Haha!

Jwle: Anyway, what about Faux?

John: Wait... she’s moving!

Faux: Ugh... did we... win?

Gyradoes: Yup!

Nurse Derp: h3y gUyz i fiLmEd everyThInG thRew ThE WinDOW

All: Wait... can you post it on your channel?!

The next day...

Gyradoes: Guys! Wake up! Look at the video!

Jwle, Faux, John: 10 MILLION VIEWS? WE WENT VIRAL!

All: Best. Battle. EVER!

The End!

Hey guys! MegaGyarados here. I know, I know... this one wasn’t funny, but it was mainly about the battle. I hope you guys still enjoyed it. My two biggest fans Jwle and Gyradoes just HAD to be the hereos in this one, and I knew exactly how to do it: Bring back the Pokebombs and the Steel/Ground Wooper from Episode One! Anyway, this is MegaGyarados, singing off! Oh, and by the way, is YoutubeGirl still active on the Wikia? I think I know a plot to include her in, since she asked to be in one. Now, this is MegaGyarados, REALLY signing off!