User blog:IFauxy/weird story trend part 7: why bother

MegaGyarados: iFauxy, just stop. making. random. off-topic. TITLES

iFauxy: But I can't think of one!

MegaGyarados: Still

iFauxy:.

Sunset: So uh... who's gonna die next?

Queenturd: when is this gonna END

iFauxy: NEVER

SunsetKitten: Good, never want it to

D0ge: Queen, DON'T make any more spam pages... or else... I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY MACHIEN GUN

Queenturd: whats a machien gun

Komasan: Oh my swirls!

MegaGyarados: D0ge, we get it, you hate queen, but shut-

D0ge: *shoots MegaGyarados*

MegaGyarados: *gets sent to the screen* WHY?!?!?!?!

Sarulu: I hope I don't die...

Jwle7: I will take you with us

Sarulu no you won't

Jwle: *tries to shoot Sarulu with a dragon gun*

Sarulu: I'm a gardevoir, idiot

Pokegeek: Why can't you only say "Gardevoir!" then?

Charles: Ever heard of meowth from team rocket?

ParinWaris: THAT meowth

iFauxy: Since when did you guys end up in the story?

Queenturd: *makes this random chart* iFauxy: Okay maybe I DID make them die in the story, but what matters?

Charles: Lez sing we are number one. La-lalalalalala-la

Queenturd: lalalalalala

iFauxy: WE ARE NUMBER ONE

SunsetKitten: HEY- wait, you stole that scene from Reclipse but you changed it to a song from the same show! You also still owe me credit...........

iFauxy: But I gave you my credit card- LOOK AT THIS NET

SunsetKitten: Not that, ugh whatever- THAT I JUST FOUND

ParinWaris: When I say go

Pokegeek: Be ready to throw!

iFauxy: GO!

Sarulu: Not at me, you idiots!

SunsetKitten: Wait a minute, do you guys even know most of the lyrics?

Charles: uhhh

Parinwaris: idk

Pokegeek: ???????????????????????????????????????

SunsetKitten: -,- we still also have to do that mission thing but since 3 more people joined we have to extend this story 3-5 MORE PARTS

Queenturd: Hold on, I thought you said this story will never end?

iFauxy: I mean- idk if it will ever end

Queenturd: Now let me rant about-

D0ge: QUEEN. STOP. WE ARE SO TIRED OF YOUR OBSESSIONS

iFauxy: First latitwo, then queentwo, then-

Littionary: Hold on, what is latitwo?

Jwle: Latias x Mewtwo. Queen's old ship. Basically she made a wedding post that features everyone being forced to say it is good and everything..

Littionary: Oh, can you show me the link to it?

Jwle7: Sure-

iFauxy: DON'T, IT'S CANCER-

Jwle7: http://brickbronze.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:QueenCupcake025/THE_LATITWO_WEDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!

iFauxy: PLEASE GOD NO- oh wait SHE EDITED IT now lemme show you fellow people the history here.. (cough  cough) lemme copy and paste

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 * THE WEDDING OF MEWTWO AND LATIAS*

(Everyone sits down excited)

Preistachu: We are gathered here today to join Mewtwo and Latias!!!!!!!!!

(The audience claps)

Preistachu: Do you, Latias, take Mewtwo as your lovely wedded husband!?

Latias: I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *blushes*

Prestachu: And do you, Mewtwo, take Latias as your lovely wedded wife!?

Mewtwo: I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *blushes*

Prestachu: I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You may now kiSS the bride!!

(Mewtwo and Latias kiss)

(Everyone claps and cheers except ifauxy)

ifauxy: THAT was the worst wedding!!!!!

QueenCupcake025 (me): Really!? It was AWESOME!

TrinityFlare: That WAS great!!

Jirachilover365: Not as good as Jirachi's wedding!!

Gyradoes: Both me and my brother Gyarados loved it!!!

Boybunny6262: That was great!!

Jwle7: It was so AWESOME!!!

Everyone else: It was WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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iFauxy: MY EYES ARE BLEEDING

Komasan: JESUS CHRIST- oh im cured now ;D

iFauxy: END THIS BLOG POST WITH A HORRIBLE ENDING

Sarulu: NO PLS DON-

​To be continued...