User blog comment:Greninja20shiny/My very nice teacher story/@comment-35252845-20180722023615

An non shortcut version:I give an anzac biscuit i got from the program to my friend

Friend:thanks

Me: no problem

friend eats* Me: if you're wondering, it vegetarian

Friend: I know, idiot.

Me: ok smart guy

Teacher walks in

Teacher sees friend

TEACHER MODE ACTIVATES

Teacher: WHY YOU EATING IN MY CLASS EH? SUCH BEHAVIOUR MUST NOT BE TOLERATED

I look at my friend

my friend looks at me

Teacher: GET OUT OF MY CLASS

Friend: ok miss

Teacher: GET OUTTA

Friend: Fine

friend leaves class room

Teacher: WHY YOU GO OUT OF MY CLASSROOM, EH? YOU GOING TO EAT MORE?

whole class: 0.0

Friend: but you told me to.

Teacher: *sigh* come back inside.

friend comes back inside.

Teacher: WHY YOU COME BACK INSIDE EH?

whole class: *laughing*

Teacher: WHY YOU LAUGHING? THIS IS ONLY ENCOURAGING HIS BEHAVIOUR!

Me: Miss, you told him to go outside because he was eating. Then you told him to come back INSIDE. He's just listening to you miss.

Teacher: oh.

My story concludes here.

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