User blog:AngelicCookie/The Random Story (DO NOT FRICKIN’ READ!!!!!)

Previously

Read them, seriously ._.

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-Intensity intensifies-

iFauxy: wot in tarnation? why am i in a cowboy hat, dressed as Santa Claus???

Glaceon: You ignorant imbicle! You were lookout >:c

Gyradoes: How the heck did you even use that face?

Glaceon: Silence *slithers into a Zubat cave*

MegaGyarados: erm hehe, why don’t we uhhhhhhh

iFauxy: Ordering sumthin’ honey?

Gyradoes: yo iFauxy, do you remember anything or wut

iFauxy: *drinks tomato juice rapidly* wot do you mean?

MegaGyarados: AM I THE ONLY SANE PERSON IN THIS GANG OF HEROS?!

iFauxy: hey, purdy lady, I got a 69 on my last test ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and I got an iq of 420 at least

MegaGyradoes: First of a-

Glaceon: *kisses a Zubat on the cheek for some odd reason* Mr. IDONTGIVEAFFFF says he can carry us back into Angel’s lair iFauxy: Mareep! I forgot to git my thingamabobber, my whatchamacallit...

Gyradoes: Check dis out, mah dudes (and dudette)

Me (ze narrator): hon hon baguette, wait this is the wrong scene! Uhh... The gang was about to witness the miracle of a lifetime...

Glaceon: Bootiful

iFauxy: wooooooahhhhh wot the-

Gyradoes: ikrrrrrr?

MegaGyarados: What are you guys looking at- AHHH MY EYES BURNNNNNN *hisses*

Glaceon: This is the thing we need; Rayquaza slippers ‘0’

MegaGyarados: WHAT?! WE HAVE A MILLION THINGS TO DO THAN PLAY WITH THIS!!!

iFauxy: Ay, amigo!

-MegaGyarados looks at iFauxy with confused confusion-

MegaGyarados: What. Are. You. Trynna. Say?

Glaceon: He said you suck, lmao

Gyradoes: Galceon shush, the audience needs me to say it

Glaceon: OH NOW YOU’RE BREAKING THE 4th dimension?! it it on sista!

To be continued

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