User blog:Uncodify/Bad Puns

Hey! I was looking forward to seeing you, reader! My rival should be strong enough to keep me sharp! While working on my BLOG POSTS, I looked all over for the best puns! Not only that, I assembled puns that would beat any reader! And now! I am the Pun League Champion!

Trainer! Do you know what this means? I'll tell you! I'm the most powerful Pungod ever!

Pokemon Trainer Colin would like to battle!

"Hey now! You nose out of this conversation! God nose what will happen to you if you continue!"

"I'm sorry, Trainer, but I'm going to have to punish you!"

"I'm going to sock you if you don't put tyour socks on right now!"

"When you view an internet ad, what's the first thing that pops up in a math teacher's head? It doesn't ad up!"

"That's it. I've been told by Greninja I sound like Neilneil1001yt...so all of you must Neil down to me!"

"What do you call a Minecraft moment when you lose your iron ingots in lava? Ironic!"

"Hey! Hau are you doing?"

"Oh! So you did a pun in a blog post! Eye see what you did there!"

"You know, we've been playing Monopoly so long I'm feeling board."

"What's a Pokemon GO Player's favorite Pokemon? Golem!"

[critical health music from B&W starts playing]

"There's lots of sizes of gummy bears at the movie theaters. There are jumbo, regular, and Fun Sized Bears!"

"Oh Kaiden, I'll just get out of the room now..."

"My favorite Greek gods are Zeus, Poseidon, and obviously Hayds."

"You're up against Giratina without any Dusk Balls? Welp, you're in quite the hairy situation."

"What's the Malfoy family's signature move? Draco Meteor."

"You have a fake phone? I'll just call you a phony."

Reader has fainted!

Reader blacked out!

Reader gave $2000 to the winner and scurried over to the Pokemon Center to protect life from any further harm....