User blog:MegaGyarados/The Story of Cringe 3.5 (Some Special Guests!)

As of last time, I almost choked and died. And nobody cared, XD. Anyway, check out the full Story of Cringe series, right here.

Back at the apartments...

Me: (Regains consciousness) What the heck... where am I?

Gyradoes: Your in your apartment, you dummy.

Me: How did I get here?

Faux: YOU LIVE HERE.

Me: WHERE THE HECK IS MY SANDWICH?!

Doge: I haven’t seen your ham sandwich with a hint of salt, on Dempsters bread.

Queen: Oh really...

Jwle: How did you know it had all of that stuff in it?

Doge: Oh, I saw Finn eating it.

Finn: DON’T RAT ME OUT!

Me: I gave you my lucky zipper, AND THIS IS WHAT I GET?!

Later that day...

Faux: (Reads gravestone) “R.I.P. Sandy the Sandwich”.

Gyradoes: rip in pepperonis in deed...

Queen, Finn, Me: ??? (Confused)

Queen: Who did you even get to attend this funeral?

Me: Whole wheat bread, some hot dog and burger buns, cold cuts, assorted cheeses, and some tomatoes.

Finn: Where did they-

Doge: (burp)

All: ...

Doge: Hey guys. Nice lunch! Sorry I didn’t save any for you.

Whats left of the hot dog buns and whole wheat bread: DESTROY HIM! WE WILL CREATE A RAGING INFERNO OF DEATH! AND YOU WILL BURN!

(Creates a tiny campfire)

Nurse Derp: l0lz th1s 1s gr8 c0nt3nt

All: How did you...

Nurse Derp: 0h i f0und a sandw1ch w1th 3v3ryth1ng d0g3 m3nt10n3d A PaRagrAPH ag0

Finn: Oh, did I mention the sandwich was mine that I ate?

Me: Nurse Derp! You found my-

Nurse Derp (CHOMP CHOMP BURP) Yum!

Gyradoes: Well, he is about to go balistic!

Faux, Queen: RUN!

Jwle: I could use my Steel/Ground Wooper...

Gyradoes: PokeBomb time!

All except me: NO!

Gyradoes: Oh, wanna see my “juggling with six PokeBombs at once” act? I haven’t practice, so I feel now would be a good time.

Jwle: NO! NO! NO!

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

Nurse Derp: what em0t10n sh0uLd i B feal1ng

Finn: Just...

Queen: I don’t know! Just run!

Nurse Derp: (Runs right where the building that was damaged is gonna fall)

Me: (Snaps out of being mesmerized by my sandwich being eaten) NOT THAT WAY YOU-

CRASH

All: NURSE DERP!

Nurse Derp: am i ded

Finn: I do not think so...

Faux: Wanna blame this on that bystander and head back now?

Jwle, Me, Queen: Sure!

At the apartments...

Rob the Robber: h3y i am back i bought a friend

Gyradoes: You mean BROUGHT, right?

Rob: no

Faux, Me, Finn: Okay... so who is it?

Zombie Jockey of MCPE: Hi.

Jwle: Hi Mr. Zombie! I lent my brain to someone else for the week, and they gave me these Kit Kats. So I don’t have anything for you to eat.

Zombie: Oh I am friendly I only eat hard boiled rocks.

Queen: I should try that...

Faux: Does it give heartburn?

Zombie: Eh, more or less.

Rob: So u guys hve fon

Finn: Okay!

Me: Cya Rob!

Finn: I have some rocks from my “Rock that look like Donald Trump, and sometimes his wig” collection.

Zombie: I love eating politics! Especially ones with alien identities!

Me: Oooh, I wanna try eating hard boiled rocks!

Gyradoes: Me too!

Faux: Me seven!

Queen: Me 272218281!

Jwle: Lets go!

Thanks for reading!